Holy Jumpsuits!
How can you tell when a trend has thoroughly saturated the New York City fashion market? When
you pass 100 Upper East Side mommies pushing the same Bugaboo strollers, wearing identical tan
trench coats, and of course, all sporting patent leather Tory Burch flats to boot.
How can you tell when a trend should never make it past runway shows and celebrity events? When
the only celebrities wearing the jumpsuits have no breasts nor hips, and the only real person
you have seen wearing one is that crazy lady in Chinatown with the perma-camel toe and the sorry
weave.
That being said, against all of my better judgment the JUMPSUIT seems to be gaining a lot of
attention these days. Let me just say this: I love the 70s but you dont see me tight-perming
my hair and begging Mick Jagger for sex! AND, didnt we try to ignore J-Lo when she did the denim
jumpsuit 5 years ago? What happened? I thought we hated her for dating Ben Affleck and wearing
stupid jumpsuits?? Now we like her again?
Here are some recent celebrity onesie photos:
Where's Catwoman? She needs to paw-slap these chicks.
The only person that could and will ever be able to rock this trend:
ELVIS. His jumpsuits sold for $300,000 a pop! Top that, Gwynnie.
Smoochie-Boochies!
Dalestyle
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10 / 24 / 2008